Look at the pictures and read some of the reviews. It made my giggle so much that I had to stop thinking about it for fear of looking like I'm a little insane at work.
http://www.amazon.com/Mobile-Office-W M-01-Laptop-Steering/dp/B000IZGIA8/ref=c m_cr_pr_product_top
http://www.amazon.com/Mobile-Office-W
- Mood:
happy
"What was odd about Ludwig was his vacant stare. He'd sometimes twiddle a pen. Least with his pen spinning one could reason to oneself that he was mulling something over. After 4 or 5 hours of blankly staring, eyes glazed, something snapped. He'd Grin to himself."
"Grin you say?"
"Ya, as if while his mind were at sea, he'd been hunting this whole time and finally got a bite"
"Then what"
"He'd get up, buy the newspaper and leave."
"What do you imagine he was hunting?"
"Philosophers many times over made that there pastime to hunt truth. Not him. He found something different. He imagines every event like a color on an rubix-cube and sorts them out for hours and hours each morning. Sometimes weeks at a time before I see his smirk."
"How do you know this?"
"Ever once in a while, after he grins I see some subtle occurrence. It be the swift change in a conversation or argument. A date goes sour. It got so bad, I thought it was actually all his doing, that he set something up."
"Did he?"
"If any strings were attached, it was pure abductive guessing. honed quite sheer."
"Grin you say?"
"Ya, as if while his mind were at sea, he'd been hunting this whole time and finally got a bite"
"Then what"
"He'd get up, buy the newspaper and leave."
"What do you imagine he was hunting?"
"Philosophers many times over made that there pastime to hunt truth. Not him. He found something different. He imagines every event like a color on an rubix-cube and sorts them out for hours and hours each morning. Sometimes weeks at a time before I see his smirk."
"How do you know this?"
"Ever once in a while, after he grins I see some subtle occurrence. It be the swift change in a conversation or argument. A date goes sour. It got so bad, I thought it was actually all his doing, that he set something up."
"Did he?"
"If any strings were attached, it was pure abductive guessing. honed quite sheer."
"How often have I said to you that when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth?"
- Sherlock Holmes
*squee*
- Sherlock Holmes
*squee*
- Mood:
amused
You explain my madness well.
- Mood:melancholy
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I want to go away sometimes. Go into full seclusion for months and months till I feel better about certain qualities in myself.
Every once in a while someone can push the perfect button. When it happens I want people to stay away.
But then everyone will take it personal. As if its all about them. I'll just hate you more. but In general, I care far to deeply to depart in full.
Every once in a while someone can push the perfect button. When it happens I want people to stay away.
But then everyone will take it personal. As if its all about them. I'll just hate you more. but In general, I care far to deeply to depart in full.
- Mood:
angry
I've been wanting to write a collection of the worst arguments. In my travels I'm encountered a vast number and I was wondering if anyone wanted to post a little of there own encounters.
- Mood:sick
it feels sorta liberating
- Mood:
calm
I honestly feel bad for you. Not just you, but your presenters. The public will never learn anything more than the Dramatic. And your to those that are. Honestly, logic will fail you, you need a new tactic. And fast.
